I Pity the Poor Parents Who Can’t Afford the ‘Mercedes of Baby Carriages’

Not that I would personally ever do so, but I understand why people reproduce. You, utterly pleased with your genetic makeup, just want another version of you to spend time with. And you buy that little “you” only the best of the best stuff, because th…

The Rolls-Royce Fabergé Egg Is the Perfect Motivation to Stop Being Poor

Life has been so boring lately. All anyone wants to whine about is the widening gap between the rich and the poor. Which, the bigger the gap the better because it’s good to be as far away from them as possible. Look me in my black eyes and tell me I’m …

If You Have to Sell Your Private Boeing 747 Then You’re Not Really Royalty

Royalty is overrated, I tell you. First we have a royal family who’s only job seems to be getting married and now we have another that can’t even hold onto its fucking plane. The world is going to the dogs and it’s starting with the nobility. Read more…

My Irish Manor Has a Karting Track Because I Can Do Whatever The Hell I Want

You, a member of the down-trodden proletariat, toil away at your jobs in order to afford basic necessities like alimony payments and middle-shelf liquor. When you need a break, you call up your friends and organize a karting event, hoping the wind that…

My Irish Manor Has a Karting Track Because I Can Do Whatever The Hell I Want

You, a member of the down-trodden proletariat, toil away at your jobs in order to afford basic necessities like alimony payments and middle-shelf liquor. When you need a break, you call up your friends and organize a karting event, hoping the wind that…